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The Space Station Blues

I watched a video today that taught me a number of lessons that I didn’t expect to learn when I woke up this morning.

  1. The ISS is huge.  Like bigger than my house.  It takes Mike Fossum, our narrator and camera-man, quite a while to go from one end to the other.  And then there’s up and down.
  2. The ISS is noisy.  In space, there’s no air, and so there’s nothing to carry vibrations to your ear drums.  However in a gigantic space station, there’s a constant whir of fans recirculating air and keeping things cool.  I recall a school trip where I was sitting next to someone who was flying for the first time.  As the engines roared, and we took off, he asked me with a rather strained look on his face if that noise would stop.  I pointed out that the noise was a combination of the air conditioning and the engines, and if either stopped, he’d be a lot more uncomfortable than he was with the noise.  I imagine living on the ISS would be similar, only instead of crashing, you have slow death by CO2 poisoning.
  3. There is something that I am better at than an astronaut.  While Ron Garan may be better at playing-guitar-in-space than I am, I am reasonably certain that I am better at playing-guitar than he is.  All I need to work on is that getting-to-space thing.  No hassle, right?

Here’s the video.  Honestly, the tour of the ISS is more interesting than the guitar playing.  Still, it’s all good fun!

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Orion’s Sword, and other sky-things

I’m giving a public lecture tomorrow – which sounds awfully formal and grown up; rest assured, it won’t be – at the Knowledge Exchange in Temple Bar.  It should be fun, and hopefully it will be a little educational.

I really liked the idea of the Knowledge Exchange, but I thought that some of the topics of the talks in previous series were a little esoteric.  So I decided that the only way to change that was to step up and do a talk of my own.  I originally wanted to talk about Cloud Computing, pitched at the level that my parents could understand, but getting that cleared by work would have taken a lot of time, and would probably also have killed any enthusiasm I had for the project.  So I’m talking about something else.  Space.  Because space is awesome.  How awesome?  Come along tomorrow and find out.

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Palindromic Scrobble Count

 

It took me three attempts to show that image in the post, by the way.  CS degree put to good use there…

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Leap Card: First Impressions

The Leap Card is Transport for Ireland‘s integrated public transport card for Dublin. It allows you to use Dublin Bus, the Luas and the Dart without having to fish in your pocket for change.  It’s Dublin’s answer to the Oyster card.

I love the Oyster card. It’s ones of the things that excites me about visiting London: I get to make use of this fully integrated system that seems to have been designed by someone with actual common sense; it has made the experience of working with London’s bewildering (compared to Dublin) public transport infrastructure a little less confusing. It has eliminated the old “Will I get a daily travel card or not? How much are bus-fares anyway?” question that I had to deal with every time I took public transport in London.  It also means that you never have to fiddle in your pocket to find change when getting on a bus.  You can only imagine my delight when I found out that something similar was coming for Dublin.

Yesterday morning, I had to head in to the city centre to pick up my bike.  I had no change.  I thought to myself “Aha! This is a perfect excuse to pick up a leap card.”.  So I went to the local newsagent and picked one up.  The woman behind the counter asked “do you know how this works?”.  I said “em, no, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out”. I paid, went outside and hopped on the first bus that came by.  I put my card on the ticket machine and announced my destination.  The driver pressed a button, and then looked bemused.  He said “hold on there a minute, I’ve never used one of these things before.”.  I stood aside and let all the other passengers get sorted out, and then the driver asked me to put my card on the machine again, and he poked a few buttons to see what was what.  It turns out there was no credit on the card to start off with.  That’s fair enough.  I’d gotten change from buying the card, so I paid my fare, and away I went.

I got to the office, and I went online to register my card and top it up. Registering your card means that in the event you lose your card, you don’t lose your credit.  It also means that the operator can track you in a rather Orwellian manner, but fuck that, I love me some convenience.  I applied a €20 top up, and clicked a button saying that I would pick it up by swiping at a red-line Luas stop.  At lunch, I trundled up the road to the Luas stop and put my card in the ticket machine.  It told me that my card was inactive and I should call the helpline.  I did so, and spoke to a lovely guy named John.  Unfortunately, John wasn’t able to help me, but he did arrange a call-back.

Later that day, the call-back came.  I have to go back to the newsagent and get my card activated.  I’m going to do that this morning on the way to work.

So all in all, the only problems I’ve had so far with the Leap Card is that no one knows how to use the fecking thing.  I kinda anticipated some teething problems with the system, but I didn’t expect it to take 24 hours and a return to the point of purchase on my part to get it sorted.  I thought the point of a “Smart” card is that it’s centrally managed, and can be controlled from the back-office.  Once I get thing working, I may share more.

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Meet Eddie…

Hi there. This is Eddie, your new laptop computer, and I’m feeling just great, guys, and I know I’m just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.

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Looking Up…

I’ve ordered a new laptop. A beast of a machine that will be able to run ProTools *and* Portal 2 at the same time. This fact is of vital importance.

It’s due for delivery within 10 days… ish. I might be rounding up out of excitement.

Who is That Rock-and-Roll-Looking Motherfucker?

There are some pics from our first gig linked above. Taken by Kev, who also takes a lot of photos of Jaded Sun. We look like hot shit.

Last night, we sounded like hot shit. We tore the place up. We brought the roof down. And then we ran away with the show. It was pretty great. Bet you feel like a dickhead for not being there. It’s ok, I forgive you.

I’m a sexy motherfucker. I’m a BEE, motherfucker!

TOOOOKI, NOOOOO!

My laptop has died. I’m not 100% sure what’s wrong, there’s some sort of Heisenbug around the power-connector. It will attempt to charge the battery when plugged in, but it will not turn on. And I say it will attempt to charge the battery, because the battery has barely been good for 10 minutes for the last 5 years. I’m pretty sure a replacement motherboard would solve the issue, but the model is so old that they don’t sell them anymore. I’ve found one or two whole laptops for sale, but I’m not sure I want to spend £400 for a spare part for a 5 year old machine that may not work anymore. If I’m going to fork for a new laptop, I’d like a new laptop.

All this is a really round-about way of saying I won’t be posting any new recordings for the time being. Toki was the laptop on which I had ProTools installed. I had filled him full of RAM so that he could run ProTools without falling over. If I’m going to buy a new laptop, I’ll probably spec one for gaming (I’d been planning on doing this when HL2 EP3 comes out anyway), and this will work reasonably well for audio recording (fast FSB, lots of RAM, beefy CPU).

If anyone has any suggestions, I’d love to hear them…

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Bury Me

Another Theories Divide track. I’ve played a little with the Rode, and it is tasty. I will be doing some recording with it later in the week.

I had my first piano lesson in nearly 20 years today (fuck, that makes me feel old). It was fun, and I can’t wait for more.

There is another GIG, again in Fibber’s, on Saturday the 26th. Come along or be hated forever.

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Mirrored Illusions

So if you’ve been paying attention, you’ll have noticed that I’m playing in a band, and that the stuff we play is not quite the same as most of the stuff that I’m doing at the minute. I love the metal, and I love what I’m doing here. Ultimately the goal working on my own is to work on heavier stuff, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t like what I’m doing on the softer side of things.

The song that’s posted above was recorded in the Rehearsal Room by pointing a pair of cheapish vocal mics at the two guitar amps from the far end of the room. This arrangement picked everything else up ambiently, and we went back and did the vocals separately. I’m quite pleased with the few touches I’ve put on this. There wasn’t a lot that could be done in terms of layering stuff, and tinkering with it as we’re stuck with the performances that are on tape, but the end product isn’t bad. It is heavy as fuck, though.

So I’m in Seattle for another week. I have survived a brush with Di and Rea, and I have not yet had a proper night’s sleep, but herself is arriving tomorrow, so things are looking up. Also, I bought a new microphone. Expect the first new track when I get home to include lots of vocals. Oh yes. :D

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